WHAT'S UP :D I'm feeling pretty jubilant right now (who on earth says "I'm feeling pretty jubilant?" Why do I talk like this? I was born in the wrong century.) I mean I'm feeling totally dope at the moment, because I've just finished writing my first scientific essay!
This essay was for a weekend course on Astronomy and Astrophysics conducted by MPBFIR. Apparently, at some point of my life, I decided that I wanted to do Astrophysics, and therefore, the essay. I have just bled out a thousand words about computational astrophysics, a subject on which, I am compelled by my innate honesty to inform you, I know absolutely nothing. If all goes well, fingers crossed, knock on wood, punch a preschooler, I will be admitted to the course and spend the next five months being introduced to the joys and wonders of 'Astrophysics for Idiots'.
Fun Things That Astrophysicists Would Say, If We Lived In a Perfect World:
1) Look at my girlfriend like that again and I'll make you see stars.
2) Girl, NASA should be studying you right now, because you got a heavenly body.
3) Yo Mamma so fat, a black hole couldn't pull her in (because they have really strong gravitational force! Haha? Never mind.)
4) Are astrophysicists vegetarians? No, they prefer their food meteor.
5) Unrelated, but hilarious. The best thing about hand sanitizer is not the hygiene but the fact that everybody now walks around hospitals looking like they're hatching dastardly plots.
Yeah, this is all I've got. I'm sorry. To apologize, I have found for you this picture:
This essay was for a weekend course on Astronomy and Astrophysics conducted by MPBFIR. Apparently, at some point of my life, I decided that I wanted to do Astrophysics, and therefore, the essay. I have just bled out a thousand words about computational astrophysics, a subject on which, I am compelled by my innate honesty to inform you, I know absolutely nothing. If all goes well, fingers crossed, knock on wood, punch a preschooler, I will be admitted to the course and spend the next five months being introduced to the joys and wonders of 'Astrophysics for Idiots'.
Fun Things That Astrophysicists Would Say, If We Lived In a Perfect World:
1) Look at my girlfriend like that again and I'll make you see stars.
2) Girl, NASA should be studying you right now, because you got a heavenly body.
3) Yo Mamma so fat, a black hole couldn't pull her in (because they have really strong gravitational force! Haha? Never mind.)
4) Are astrophysicists vegetarians? No, they prefer their food meteor.
5) Unrelated, but hilarious. The best thing about hand sanitizer is not the hygiene but the fact that everybody now walks around hospitals looking like they're hatching dastardly plots.
Yeah, this is all I've got. I'm sorry. To apologize, I have found for you this picture:
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