Good Advice On Everything That Matters

[EDIT: This post was inspired by some unwanted ads that were showing up on my blog. Because I'm a computer whiz (and because Blogger has a good help forum. Mostly because Blogger has a good help forum), I've fixed it. Nevertheless, online ads that are in reality Heinous Schemes to Trick You and Terrible Traps are some of our modern problems, and the information below will help you to deal with them! Now that we've cleared that up, read on.]

        What is with these links that are coming up in my posts? It's clearly an ad of some sort and this is highly upsetting because a) the green doesn't look nice and b) I'm not getting any money out of this. Also, if they're planning on conning people out of their credit card information, or whatever that link does, shouldn't they promise something a bit more plausible?

        When it comes to the internet, there are some very basic things to keep in mind. Honestly, you guys, I shouldn't have to explain this stuff. Tsk tsk. Viewers, please remember: this world is not a nice place, (children, avert your eyes now) Santa Claus doesn't exist, (alright, you can look again) and very few people like giving iPads for free to random strangers. Also, those ads that show pictures of busty blondes in revealing underwear saying things like 'I'm lonely and desperate and would even be into YOU', I highly doubt that women who look like that would need to put an ad on the internet to find partners in the first place, and in the second place, not even lonely, desperate people would be into you.

 

             JUST KIDDING.

            We need a new set of proverbs for our generation- 'Think Before You Click,' 'Don't Trust People Named 'juicyblondepony83458' and 'Remember To Clear Your Internet History'.

             I recently started preparations for the next set of examinations (FUN FUN FUN), and for a few days was utterly overwhelmed by how absolutely unprepared I am for the entrances. I was talking to the kids at school today and they were moaning about it too. Kid One was like "Dude, I'm totally failing, I've only been studying for this since, like, tenth standard," and Kid Two was like "Bitch please, I've just been preparing for JEE since twelfth, I'm DEAD," and I was like, "Haha, I started preparing yesterday."
           
            Sigh.

           BUT THEN- I remembered that

            And so, I decided that I'm not going to study for the JEE Main, or AIEE, or CET, or whatever. I'm just going to study SCIENCE. And then I stopped being sad and started being awesome again. (Also, I'm probably going to fail all my exams. Kids, don't do like this, okay? Science is not for fun- science is for getting good job and American wife. Get off the internet and go back to your textbooks.)

          I shall leave you with a question I've been pondering for a few days. Do I dream because I'm lonely, or am I lonely because I dream?

Hey. How you doin'?

Admit it. You read the title with Joey Tribbiani's voice.
Hey y'all how's it going? Since this is my first post this is basically going to be about me (see how I said that like the other posts are going to be different?) so the first thing you should know about me is that I'm competitive. Seriously, I am majorly competitive. So when my cousin asked me to check out his new blog that he started I was all like "Pssh. I can do that." I didn't say that of course because aside from being competitive, I am also really fake. I hope you're keeping up with all these startling personality revelations. Are you making a list? Or, you know, a sandwich or something? I'm hungry.
As you might be able to tell, I have attention span iss- Ooohh look a speck of dirt on the screen! ANYWAY, when he asked me to read his first ever blog post, even though I was thinking my usual competitive thoughts like, "What is the plural of platypus?" what I said was, "OMG it's like so MEDOOLLL". No seriously though it's a good blog. You should look at it, which is why I have left a link at the bottom of this post (you're welcome Mike. Now pay up.)
Right, that was interesting, so anyway that is basically my inspiring story of why I started blogging. Don't you feel all warm and tingly inside? First post whoo! More will be coming soon *group yay!!*
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