Oh hey, I'm an idiot. I didn't even notice that the time zone thingy of my blog is all messed up. That's why my posts are entered on the wrong days! Does anyone know how to fix this??
Hey y'all how's it going? Recently I had a pretty shattering experience. I realized that one of my favourite songs of all time, a song that I had looked upon more as a heavenly arrangement of divine notes than just a song, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, is about drugs. Why Paul McCartney? 'Sup with that Lennon? Actually, reading the lyrics again, I'm surprised I didn't figure this out before. You know how they say the eyes are the window to the soul right? What do kaleidoscope eyes indicate? Multiple personality disorder?
Chill out Beatles, I still love you.
Second mind-blowing music related revelation: Elvis Presley had a twin brother *rim shot noise* Ba dum tss.
Since I'm talking about this anyway, LET"S MAKE A LIST!!! Oh and by the way.....
That got old fast. Aaaannyyway.
The List of Shame. The worst songs of all time.
(SO MANY CHOICES)
4.
Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne.
Avril is a fantastic singer. She's got a great stage presence and most of her songs are lovely and meaningful. However, Girlfriend is a whole other story. It's one of those sad cases where the necklines in the music video are deeper than the words of the actual song. Let me just give you a sample of the lyrics of this oh so intelligent... composition, for lack of a better word.
Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way, I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend
I think Avril's manager must have been like, "Hey, you, girlfriend, yeah, I need a song."
And Avril's like, "Perfect!"
And then she's got these two lines that she knows are great so she just puts them all over the song. "Nah, no one'll notice that it's just the same thing repeated again and again and again and again. Hey that sounded good too, I'll put that in as well."
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
And again and again and again
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JAASSONN SEEEGEEELL!
2. Baby, Justin Beiber.
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Boy, is there going to be some hate about this one. I can just see all you Beibs gasping in horror and pausing your routine stabbing of a Selena Gomez voodoo doll to throw rotten eggs at this website. My only hope is that it'll get me some views.
Let me start off by saying that I have nothing against Justin as a person. He seems like a really nice guy, he donates to charity, he rents the Staples Center for his girlfriend, you know, the usual. He is also very good-looking which a dude ought to be, if he possibly can (High-five, Lizzie) Pride and Prejudice reference whoo!
The only issue I have with Justin is that his music sucks. That is just my personal taste and I admit, he is an extremely talented person. He can play four instruments while I'm still stuck with one. Also his hair is perfectly coiffed. That being said... his music still sucks.
He is a victim of what I have decided to call, 'Girlfriend syndrome", i.e. a condition in which a string of words making incomplete sense is repeated incessantly because repetition is catchy . Ryan Higa reference! I am on fire!
Let's face it, a song where the major part of the lyrics is "baby, baby, baby, ooh" should not be something most teenage girls listen to on a regular basis, and when I say regular basis I mean every waking hour. I dislike lewdness but it sounds like porn. It really does.
Less than three, Biebs.
1. Do I even have to say it? Friday, Rebecca Black. Wow, obvious much? I'm not even going to give you any reasons, just Google it, there are people who have devoted their lives to the study of this incredible song. Fun fact for you, Becky did not even write it. I hate to sound like your mom but stop hating y'all.
Anyway that's it for tonight. I will see you on Saturday becaauseee
OMG I need to get off the internet.
LOOK A FOLLOW BUTTON!!!
Hey y'all how's it going? Recently I had a pretty shattering experience. I realized that one of my favourite songs of all time, a song that I had looked upon more as a heavenly arrangement of divine notes than just a song, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, is about drugs. Why Paul McCartney? 'Sup with that Lennon? Actually, reading the lyrics again, I'm surprised I didn't figure this out before. You know how they say the eyes are the window to the soul right? What do kaleidoscope eyes indicate? Multiple personality disorder?
Chill out Beatles, I still love you.
Second mind-blowing music related revelation: Elvis Presley had a twin brother *rim shot noise* Ba dum tss.
Since I'm talking about this anyway, LET"S MAKE A LIST!!! Oh and by the way.....
The List of Shame. The worst songs of all time.
(SO MANY CHOICES)
4.
Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne.
Avril is a fantastic singer. She's got a great stage presence and most of her songs are lovely and meaningful. However, Girlfriend is a whole other story. It's one of those sad cases where the necklines in the music video are deeper than the words of the actual song. Let me just give you a sample of the lyrics of this oh so intelligent... composition, for lack of a better word.
Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way, I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend
I think Avril's manager must have been like, "Hey, you, girlfriend, yeah, I need a song."
And Avril's like, "Perfect!"
And then she's got these two lines that she knows are great so she just puts them all over the song. "Nah, no one'll notice that it's just the same thing repeated again and again and again and again. Hey that sounded good too, I'll put that in as well."
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
And again and again and again
B-rought!
She says hey, hey, you, you SO MANY TIMES. It must be like a habit now. That's right, Avril is now unable to say hey without adding another hey and two you's.
Fame. It's not all it's cracked up to be.
3. We Built This City, Starship.
I like the chorus of this song, mainly because it comes in the trailer of Muppets: The Movie, but the rest of it should be lined up against a wall and shot. 'Nuff said.
JAASSONN SEEEGEEELL!
2. Baby, Justin Beiber.
Boy, is there going to be some hate about this one. I can just see all you Beibs gasping in horror and pausing your routine stabbing of a Selena Gomez voodoo doll to throw rotten eggs at this website. My only hope is that it'll get me some views.
Let me start off by saying that I have nothing against Justin as a person. He seems like a really nice guy, he donates to charity, he rents the Staples Center for his girlfriend, you know, the usual. He is also very good-looking which a dude ought to be, if he possibly can (High-five, Lizzie) Pride and Prejudice reference whoo!
The only issue I have with Justin is that his music sucks. That is just my personal taste and I admit, he is an extremely talented person. He can play four instruments while I'm still stuck with one. Also his hair is perfectly coiffed. That being said... his music still sucks.
He is a victim of what I have decided to call, 'Girlfriend syndrome", i.e. a condition in which a string of words making incomplete sense is repeated incessantly because repetition is catchy . Ryan Higa reference! I am on fire!
Let's face it, a song where the major part of the lyrics is "baby, baby, baby, ooh" should not be something most teenage girls listen to on a regular basis, and when I say regular basis I mean every waking hour. I dislike lewdness but it sounds like porn. It really does.
Less than three, Biebs.
1. Do I even have to say it? Friday, Rebecca Black. Wow, obvious much? I'm not even going to give you any reasons, just Google it, there are people who have devoted their lives to the study of this incredible song. Fun fact for you, Becky did not even write it. I hate to sound like your mom but stop hating y'all.
Anyway that's it for tonight. I will see you on Saturday becaauseee
LOOK A FOLLOW BUTTON!!!
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Remind me when I come over. Its easy to fix your time stamps and what not. I just dont want to explain it tediously by typing it out :\
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