Wow, I haven't written anything as popular as that political post in a long time. Which means it's major ROFL time right now because I didn't even want to write that article in the first place. I've decided I can either weep or laugh at the irony, and I've picked the latter. Now I find myself faced with the choice that every artist must make at one point or the other- the decision as to whether I should please the crowd or remain faithful to my principles. Well, obviously, I know what the right thing is to do in this situation and I refuse to prostitute my art for base, worldly things like approval and people actually reading my blog.
Therefore, today's post is going to be on the situation in the middle east.
Kidding! Ha, and you thought I was actually going to start talking about relevant issues that actually mean something. Oh, you of little faith.
I am actually too tired to write anything tonight, because we went out shopping earlier today (yesterday?). I've been stuck inside the house for so long, that this was basically how I felt leaving it:
Oh, brave new world with air and noise and people and traffic! I nearly went back to being a hermit recluse again though because the place we had dinner at served me a spider in my drink. It was the BBQ Wraps place on Mosque Road, BTW, and I want you to shout the news of this atrocity from the rooftops because not only did they seriously endanger the mental and physical well-being of a customer, namely, myself, (I could have died! And I'll never look at anything in a cup the same way again), and sentence a poor and innocent arachnid to a fate worse than death (digestion in my horrible insides) but they didn't even tender a word of apology for their behaviour.
All the guy at the counter said was "We'll get you another one." No mention of fifteen million dollars in damages or anything. I was furious.
I hope you all are having a good summer. Be kind to one another. What's that? You can't, because you're a selfish, lazy, no count person who never thinks of anyone's interests but your own? This video will change you:
http://www.upworthy.com/this-guy-was-really-nice-to-a-homeless-little-girl-and-got-best-reward-ever-in-return?g=2
You're welcome. *dusts hands in satisfaction at a job well done*
Good night, everyone! Good night, Moon, and I bless you for watching over my city. Good night, Bangalore, I love you still. Good night, everybody, good night.
Therefore, today's post is going to be on the situation in the middle east.
Kidding! Ha, and you thought I was actually going to start talking about relevant issues that actually mean something. Oh, you of little faith.
I am actually too tired to write anything tonight, because we went out shopping earlier today (yesterday?). I've been stuck inside the house for so long, that this was basically how I felt leaving it:
Oh, brave new world with air and noise and people and traffic! I nearly went back to being a hermit recluse again though because the place we had dinner at served me a spider in my drink. It was the BBQ Wraps place on Mosque Road, BTW, and I want you to shout the news of this atrocity from the rooftops because not only did they seriously endanger the mental and physical well-being of a customer, namely, myself, (I could have died! And I'll never look at anything in a cup the same way again), and sentence a poor and innocent arachnid to a fate worse than death (digestion in my horrible insides) but they didn't even tender a word of apology for their behaviour.
All the guy at the counter said was "We'll get you another one." No mention of fifteen million dollars in damages or anything. I was furious.
I hope you all are having a good summer. Be kind to one another. What's that? You can't, because you're a selfish, lazy, no count person who never thinks of anyone's interests but your own? This video will change you:
http://www.upworthy.com/this-guy-was-really-nice-to-a-homeless-little-girl-and-got-best-reward-ever-in-return?g=2
You're welcome. *dusts hands in satisfaction at a job well done*
Good night, everyone! Good night, Moon, and I bless you for watching over my city. Good night, Bangalore, I love you still. Good night, everybody, good night.
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