Friday, 13 July 2012

Hilarious Symbols and Conspiracy Theories. The standard of this blog is clearly increasing.

Dear The Internets,

         This waking up at freaking-ridiculous a.m. to study and then writing blog posts is starting to be a bad habit, but it is only one of the many ways in which you keep me from being productive. I forgive you, because otherwise I wouldn't be able to watch Ryan Higa. All. The. Time. Not in the creepy, Grudge/Shutter-y way, in the subscriber on Youtube way, of course. I don't stalk him! Honestly!

           See, I knew that stupid letter format they made us study in tenth would come in useful someday. I should really have started this with मथुर स्म्रिथि , भग्वान  की कृपा से ...but I don't know how to translate "Have a totes awesome Friday, you guys" to Hindi. ख़ुशी शुक्रवार , आप लोग ? I have no idea.

           Hey y'all how's it going? One of the good things about science is that there are no girls, and one of the bad things about science is that there are no girls. It's a good thing because everyone notices when you're absent (I bunked school yesterday! With my parents permission, to catch up on sleep. I'm so rebel like?) It would be kind of hard not to notice when I'm absent though. So much less background noise. And it's a bad thing because you have to deal with that much more sexism.

Me, in the Chemistry lab, wearing badass lab coat: Ugh, work you stupid reagent. Work or, so help me, I will involve H2SO4 in this.
Guy sitting in front of me, whispering to his friend: PMS!

         Speaking of the guys in my class, they're losing their minds. No, I'm serious, this time they've actually flipped the lid. Lost their marbles. Gone bananas. You get the picture. Rose and I walked into class one day and they were all circled around the board, laughing really hard.

         So we went up to see what the joke was, right, and the only thing on the entire black board was an '=' sign and the date in the corner of the board. It would make sense if they were giggling at a wrong equation or something, because then we could've been like, "That is so not logical, LOLOL," but they weren't! They were laughing at an equal to sign. Is it too late to switch to Commerce?

             The more I learn about electronics, the more I realize, this technology is not my friend. We all think we're in control of the machines, because that's what they want us to believe. Sheldon Cooper has already realized this, he won't keep his money in the bank ('she got no money in the bank, oh!' Don't pretend you know what I'm talking about) because "when the robots rise, the ATMs will lead the charge." I agree with him completely, and we should all go back to living in caves and cooking food over fires before it's too late and we're forced to endure computers poking us in awkward places and going "How d'you like it now, huh?! Can't safely eject pen drives, can you? Safely eject this!"

           If you must own one of these harbringers of doom, and instruments of darkness though, the iPads are probably the safest option. They can't do much by way of torture, except release a newer, better version when you've already sold your house, wife and children to buy the latest one.

          As you can see, it's not just the guys in my class who are going crazy. If a point arrives in the future when I start posting stuff like this: "<" or maybe this: "*"  and expect you to laugh, I apologize in advance.
          It's Friday! Get off the computer and have some fun! Go eat a cupcake or something.
                                                                                                                                  Sincerely,
                                                                                                                                            Joanna Koshy
                                                                                                                                               (13/7/2012)

LOOK A FOLLOW BUTTON!!!

P. S. I'm typing this on my Dad's laptop and the 'g' button almost doesn't work. If I was a vindictive person, I wouldn't have bothered pushing extra hard and you would have had to struggle through a post that read like it was written by a drunk redneck on New Year's eve (for some reason, that's when I imagine rednecks get extra drunk. Not that I've ever met a redneck. Do porkies count?) and you wouldn't want that, would you? Maybe I would be more interesting if I was a redneck. Tomorrow's post: Pigs, Chickens and Paw's... um... <Insert redneck-y noun here>. Gosh-darned city folk! Stop reading! I said, go have some fun!          

P. P. S. What does Edward Cullen do after he washes the clothes? Eclipse them up! Happy Friday!


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