[EDIT: This post was inspired by some unwanted ads that were showing up on my blog. Because I'm a computer whiz (and because Blogger has a good help forum. Mostly because Blogger has a good help forum), I've fixed it. Nevertheless, online ads that are in reality Heinous Schemes to Trick You and Terrible Traps are some of our modern problems, and the information below will help you to deal with them! Now that we've cleared that up, read on.]
What is with these links that are coming up in my posts? It's clearly an ad of some sort and this is highly upsetting because a) the green doesn't look nice and b) I'm not getting any money out of this. Also, if they're planning on conning people out of their credit card information, or whatever that link does, shouldn't they promise something a bit more plausible?
When it comes to the internet, there are some very basic things to keep in mind. Honestly, you guys, I shouldn't have to explain this stuff. Tsk tsk. Viewers, please remember: this world is not a nice place, (children, avert your eyes now) Santa Claus doesn't exist, (alright, you can look again) and very few people like giving iPads for free to random strangers. Also, those ads that show pictures of busty blondes in revealing underwear saying things like 'I'm lonely and desperate and would even be into YOU', I highly doubt that women who look like that would need to put an ad on the internet to find partners in the first place, and in the second place, not even lonely, desperate people would be into you.
JUST KIDDING.
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We need a new set of proverbs for our generation- 'Think Before You Click,' 'Don't Trust People Named 'juicyblondepony83458' and 'Remember To Clear Your Internet History'.
I recently started preparations for the next set of examinations (FUN FUN FUN), and for a few days was utterly overwhelmed by how absolutely unprepared I am for the entrances. I was talking to the kids at school today and they were moaning about it too. Kid One was like "Dude, I'm totally failing, I've only been studying for this since, like, tenth standard," and Kid Two was like "Bitch please, I've just been preparing for JEE since twelfth, I'm DEAD," and I was like, "Haha, I started preparing yesterday."
Sigh.
BUT THEN- I remembered that
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What is with these links that are coming up in my posts? It's clearly an ad of some sort and this is highly upsetting because a) the green doesn't look nice and b) I'm not getting any money out of this. Also, if they're planning on conning people out of their credit card information, or whatever that link does, shouldn't they promise something a bit more plausible?
When it comes to the internet, there are some very basic things to keep in mind. Honestly, you guys, I shouldn't have to explain this stuff. Tsk tsk. Viewers, please remember: this world is not a nice place, (children, avert your eyes now) Santa Claus doesn't exist, (alright, you can look again) and very few people like giving iPads for free to random strangers. Also, those ads that show pictures of busty blondes in revealing underwear saying things like 'I'm lonely and desperate and would even be into YOU', I highly doubt that women who look like that would need to put an ad on the internet to find partners in the first place, and in the second place, not even lonely, desperate people would be into you.
JUST KIDDING.
We need a new set of proverbs for our generation- 'Think Before You Click,' 'Don't Trust People Named 'juicyblondepony83458' and 'Remember To Clear Your Internet History'.
I recently started preparations for the next set of examinations (FUN FUN FUN), and for a few days was utterly overwhelmed by how absolutely unprepared I am for the entrances. I was talking to the kids at school today and they were moaning about it too. Kid One was like "Dude, I'm totally failing, I've only been studying for this since, like, tenth standard," and Kid Two was like "Bitch please, I've just been preparing for JEE since twelfth, I'm DEAD," and I was like, "Haha, I started preparing yesterday."
Sigh.
BUT THEN- I remembered that
And so, I decided that I'm not going to study for the JEE Main, or AIEE, or CET, or whatever. I'm just going to study SCIENCE. And then I stopped being sad and started being awesome again. (Also, I'm probably going to fail all my exams. Kids, don't do like this, okay? Science is not for fun- science is for getting good job and American wife. Get off the internet and go back to your textbooks.)
I shall leave you with a question I've been pondering for a few days. Do I dream because I'm lonely, or am I lonely because I dream?
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